My introduction was going to be legendary, full of humor and wit. But at I started to write, I decided that trying to explain who I am and why I am writing sucked the fun out of it all, the same way that new Dyson vacuum cleaner claims to suck dirt out of a carpet. And if it’s not going to be fun, then what’s the point?
So, here we go. Let me know what you think. And if you see a sale on those Dyson vacuum cleaners, let me know about that, too. I really want one, but those monsters are expensive!